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Please come back. February 22.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


All the snow has melted. Along with my heart. I swear to you, one of these days I will move to Alaska... or Seattle. Whichever one works better.
Sunday was terrific.
I woke up, read Hunger Games in my chair, and watched it snow.
From 10am-7pm.
i have something for you.
what is it?
a life.
Haha. I wish.
Somethings I will never obtain. That is one.

February 21 (later)

Monday, February 21, 2011
I need you so much closer.

February 21

If you take a step I will make sure that you take the next. If you tell a lie I'll just nod my head, yeah I'll let it slide cause you woke me up and there's birds outside and I still feel drunk. But I'm glad you did because last night you weren't making that much sense. You said you want to die now you say you want to live. You said you loved me after forty five minutes. If this all a game can you just say it is? I'll do it anyway so it makes no difference. We should order up, wash the wine out of the coffee cup. They got bread and fruit, there's probably not much else for you. We can lay around, you can kiss me until the maids come kick us out. It's eleven now so make every second count. Back in New York they can never find this out. There are things we do that we're really not allowed. We can say anything, but we just can't say it loud. I hope you always find someone to take you home, to put you into bed, kiss your cheek and check your pulse. Make sure you're still breathing with their hand up to your nose. I wish that could be me, but it's just not possible
Posting lyrics is so cliché. I apologize. Maybe you should just listen to it for yourself.

2/20/2011

Sunday, February 20, 2011


I still can't believe I'm going to India. It just seems like it's all a dream, or they have the wrong person. I was 97% sure I wasn't going to get accepted. Everyone there was exactly like me, so I have no idea what set me apart from everyone else. But
I'M SO HAPPY I'M GOING.

2/18/2011

Friday, February 18, 2011



I am filled with joy.
My application has been accepted.
I will be going to India for fifteen days in November.
To help orphans.
To donate various items.
To give back.
To spread happiness.
To grow.
Thank you world.

2/15/2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011
What should I do today?
really... please suggest something. 

2/13/11

Sunday, February 13, 2011

The Price of a Cup of Tea.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

2/11/11

Friday, February 11, 2011
One time I took a trip to the city all by myself.

So, I was trying to find where I was supposed to go for my interview and this is where I ended up. The Korean Presbyterian Church. Haha what an odd occurrence.


I decided to eat lunch at the Dancing Cranes. They have a café call Solstice Café and it's really cute. It has the whole posi vibes thing going on.

They had little water fountains and plants everywhere. It was so relaxing.

If I lived in Salt Lake City I would definitely spend my days sitting on this couch. It's would be like Friends... except I don't have any to sit with me. What? Oh.

They even had books for your convenience. Haha notice how all of them or religious or philosophical... and then you get to the complete collection of Harry Potter.

I loved all the artwork every where.



My salad with Cilantro dressing. I give it a 7 out of 10.


A fountain in the middle of the store.


Isn't that the most amazing mural you've ever seen?


This lamp will be the focal point of my future living room. I am honestly in love with it.


Inspirational words at Starbuck's. I love seeing who posts what on the billboard.

2/8/11

Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Me and my friends were in a fashion show on Saturday. It was extremely uncomfortable. I think I'd much rather be the designer than the model. This was the DJ. He was the best. He was exactly like Dwight. He kept scratching the discs while the woman was talking... someone was a little over excited.





My future house will not have any main lighting. It will all be from lamps and such light fixtures.

My family's idea of a serious photograph.
Ross. I love you. You made it possible for me to have this glorious piece of artwork for the minimal amount of five dollars.
Photoscape. I love you. You made it possible for me to edit this. The original is black and white and, dare I say, hideous.


Photoscape has become my new go to activity. If you don't have it, I strongly recommend downloading it. It's just like Photoshop... except not.

2/7/11

Monday, February 7, 2011

2/3/11

Thursday, February 3, 2011
I, Emily Coletti, am making a new promise. I will be ugly in every single photograph taken of me from now on. (Unless it's photography.)
Perhaps you should try it.
It's a real confidence booster, and a lot more entertaining.
Need inspiration?
Never fear my dear.
I would never leave you all alone in such a complex task.
I will help you get inspired.
Click here.

2/3/11

If you're wondering what I do on Saturday nights, it's this. In case you would like to participate, I have compiled a step by step how to. Enjoy.
Step #1: Prepare yourself. Listen to He Is We or Fun.
Step #2: Arm yourself. Bring a camera or video camera.
Step #4: Pick your target. Grocery stores are optimal, because you get a wide range of people.
Step #5: Be ugly. This is perhaps the most crucial step. It can be, but is not limited to, running ugly, licking the inside of your mouth constantly while talking, purchasing awkwardly big suckers, flaring your nostrils while talking, sharing ugly smiles with fellow shoppers, and last but  not least, closing your eyes while talking and only say "that's nice".
There you are. A complete step by step list on how to get the most out of your Saturday night. You can thank me later.