I want to slow dance outside Farr's Fresh.

Jen Lindley just stated it perfectly."Girls suck."They just dump you for their boyfriends. Then, once their boyfriend dumps them, they come crawling back to you. Except for now you have a life and have made new friends, but of course you're supposed to ditch all them for your ex best friend who ditched you to begin with.HONESTLY.That's why I hang out with boys for the most part and build Lego's and...

And then I pierced my nose.

Naw, I'm just kidding.JOKESTER.One of these days, but not today. Um...I don't really have much to say, other than I'm watching a preview for a new television show called Grimm. It looks very grim.JOKESTER.I went to Beans and Brew today and ordered a ice tall white mocha. I asked for it decaf, and the guy said, "What's the point in that?" I went on to explain how I didn't need the energy...

He was a punk. She did ballet.

I've been rediscovering Avril Lavigne this afternoon. It's quite enjoyable.Yes. I'm aware this photo is completely unflattering and you can see that I have lost my bottom retainer, but that doesn't matter.Why doesn't it matter, Emily?INTRODUCING UGLY PHOTO WEEK.No. Your eyes are not deceiving you. This is happening.Everyday will be a new ugly photo.Embrace it. Participate.It's good for your confidence.In...

I hate the sound of dogs licking

Well, I've just been doing schoolwork and studying for the ACT. Also, I got attacked by karma yesterday.And tomatoes.It's definitely not enjoyable.See you Sunday.Wish me lu...

I would like to marry the Swedish boy.

Ok. I hate my blog.Want to know why?No one used to know about it. I could literally write anything, and know I'd be completely safe. I could rage on my brother, or complain about that skanky ex best friend, or give day to day updates on my current stalkee.I can't do that anymore, because now people I know actually read it. This means that I have two choices.1.) Stop revealing personal information.2.)...

College fair, in my hair.

Today was the college fair.I was actually super stoked, because I forgot to do my English homework, and I never went in for help with Calculus. Oh, but before I get into that. I would just like to say that my high school is absolutely ridiculous. All the seniors were supposed to go to the auditorium for an assembly, and I wanted to finish my homework. I went into the commons and a tracker...

I had a picnic with my dog. And yes, it was enjoyable.

I kind of can't believe that just happened, but I also feel it was necessary. My weekend was pretty uneventful.Trixie and I picnicked (?) in the park. We had the strangest sandwiches. You will probably think this sounds repulsive, but you know what my mamma always says, "don't judge a book by it's cover". Ok. So, maybe other people say that also, but you know what I mean.2 slices of bread.A very thinly...

Construction can go to hell.

WOW. Ok. This is going to happen right now.Rant: Starting.My mom ran into Wal-Mart a couple months ago, and some JUNKIE, HIPSTER, LOSER, LONE PEAK CHUM jacked her GPS. The very same GPS I use to go to Salt Lake.Whatever, that happened and it sucked, but it wasn't the end of the world. Since then I have gotten lost multiple times. It sucks, but it is what it is. NEVER IN MY LIFE. NEVER. HAVE I GOTTEN...

What a stud.

For some reason it won't play on here, so just click the link to watch it on YouTu...

I have a sudden urge to document everything I do.

But the thing is, I don't exactly do anything exciting. I go to school and come home. Bam. Teenagers usually have semi-interesting lives. What with break-ups and best friends and lying skanky hos. Sorry to disappoint.Ok. Maybe the following will be of interest to you:-My old best friend hasn't talked/texted me for two weeks. She has a boyfriend. In case you didn't know, those are more important.-In...

An introduction.

I always see these surveys on Tumblr, and I think they look fun. I've decided I'm going to start doing them. You know, because you're all dying to know the last thing I ate.LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED:What time did you get up this morning? 9:30. I stayed up until 3, otherwise it would have been 8.How do you like your steak? Non-existent!! I don't eat meat.What was the last film you saw...

Rant #1:

He has class III malocclusion, but makes up for it with very white enamel and a perfect maxillary arch.Alright, here's the thing. People on Facebook add people they barely know just so they can have a lot of "friends". People on Blogger follow someone, solely because that person will follow them back and then they will have more followers. People on Twitter follow someone for a follow back.I don't...