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Things happen just like that and before you know it you are dreaming about your friends older brother saying he caught a glimpse of your brother with the Water People.Then, you wake up and wonder who the Water People are and why that girl who used to be in your ward was accepting the cats instead of catapulting them across the yard. They didn't have heads and were screaming the way they do in Sybil...

That awkward moment when no one comments on your post.

So, I'm entering a photo&essay contest for a scholarship. Which of the following photos would you suggest I use?1...

This is way beyond my remote concern of being condescending.

I don't know.I only feel comfortable walking around in a bath towel when it's white, black, or deep red. I feel like anything else is tacky.I think I'm just going to keep typing and see what I end up writing. One of my English teachers once said that's what great writers do, because then nothing is forced and pretentious. And I hate things that are forced and pretentious.I...

Sometimes, they don't call. So, you eat an ice cream bar for the second time in four years and decide they are better than you give them credit for.So, you text that boy who accidentally spit in your face while you were dancing and then turned all red.So, you think about how all you want to do is have lunch with Tony Shafrazi and talk about Riding With Death.So, you spin your chair repeatedly,...

I don't cry tears like people.

I have many things to say.None of which I feel comfortable saying.I feel like I used to be able to say anything on here, but now people I actually know in real life read this. No that it's a bad thing, I simply can't be as undisclosed as I used to be. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well, some things I simply don't care about you knowing.Like the...

Don't let things that are out of your control determine your happiness.

Awkward photos - over.Ok, do you ever have those days where everything just seems mediocre? But not in the bad way, in the good way. Like, everything just happened exactly as it should and nothing out of the ordinary made everything else go out of control? Well, that's how today was. Everything was just mediocre, but it felt right.I don't know. I'm not a very... (Ok, I can never think of this word....

How do you like your Jello?

I walked to school on Thursday and it was highly enjoyable. To all of you who walk to school everyday, I am jealous. My classes simply don't agree with me at the moment. They all insist on having their own binders and books that must be brough EVERY DAY. That's cool. I just cave into this sick little hole technology is weaving. Vomit on my life.Anyhow. Here is the walk from start to finish. Well,...

My eyes itches. Also, the hum of this refridgerator is an onomatopoeia.

Wow. I am so freaking far behind on blog stalking all of you it's ridiculous. (p.s. if you have a blog and I don't know about it, please give me your link)So, I think I am just going to spend tomorrow stalking it up. IT'S GETTING STALKIN' HURRR!Ok. Well, quick shout out to my dearest Barcelona/Japan/English friend, Zooey.Dear Zooey, why did you delete your blog? I love you. More than you know...Aren't...

Invisible Children.

Alright. So, this photo is not mine. I found it on the Museum of Modern Art application on my phone. I am in love with it and would very much appreciate knowing who the photographer is; if you happen to know. I feel like he/she is going to change my life. It's going to be a Tony Shafrazi type discovery folks, and I can not wait. Riding With Death is probably my favorite piece of artwork at the moment....

I'm not going to colle...