I'm glad I saw you, because you put a smile on my face.

This was my Calculus-Doing outfit. FOUR AND A HALF HOURS BABY. Oh, and I only got one assignment done. Don't worry though, there's still two more... and a take home test.Stolkholm syndrome folks.Happening right here.Darren? Ya. He's my tapeworm.No one is actually sure if he exists. I, of course, am adamant about the fact. Other, slightly more rational, people have tried to convince me of the opposite.He's...

Then he said, "kiss me".

I completely acknowledge that it is entirely unfair to all my readers if I do not explain my title.But, sometimes life's unfair. ;pI'm not exactly sure how, but over the years we have seemed to develop a tradition of going to my brother-in-law's grandma's house on Christmas morning. She pulls out her special china and makes creeps, orange juice, and cocoa for us all.God bless the elderly.The bring...

Christmas makes us monsters.

everyone's so busy posting their cutesy footie pajama photos and talking about what santa's going to bringbut guess whatfor some people santa never comes.christmas caters to the richand spits on the poornext time you're walking next to the man ringing the bell in the coldgive him your changeit's not like you need it that badly anyw...

I WANT TO RIOT.

TO LITTLE MISS: I love her to death. I tried to find out who you were, but failed miserable. Your name?TO EVERYONE: I went to a punk/ska concert at The Underground on Tuesday night.The lineup....Well. I actually can't find it anywhere. So, I'm pulling this from my memory.Hob Nob. Cuddleslut.The Mooks.Salt Lake City Sound.Eh. That's all I can remember. I quite  like The Mooks....

To the people from India looking at my blog:

I hope you are someone I met while I was there.If not, I hope you are someone I can meet in the future when I return.That's all.&l...

I must escape before you suffocate me.

Welp. I guess this is happening again.There's a hole in the left thigh of those tights. It used to be the size of a quarter.It's now the size of a loaf of bread.No. I am not throwing them away.I will wear them until they are literal, indistinguishable threads on my legs.In case you were wondering what high school looks like. My friend charcoaled this for me in art! She doesn't like drawing lips,...

It's just messy.

Blargh. I've been trying to get a blurry background on my photos, but it doesn't work well with my lens. SO. Word of advice. If you have a 18-55 mm lens, and want blurred backgrounds, you have to make sure you background is way far away from your subject. At least that's what I've found. Hopefully, I'll get a new lens soon.That's what happens when you take your camera to school. I enjoy...

sixteen hours, seven minutes, and forty three seconds.

my spirit hoodis the best article of clothingi have ever purchasedi would rather cut off my pinkie toethan give it backno exaggerationI am now going to take you on a virtual tour of my room.BE SO EXCITED OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO EXCITING I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN MY EXCITEMENT I JUST NEED TO SCREAM TO GET IT ALL OUT I AM SO STOKED MAN this, children, is my spirit hoodthis, children, is how i...

This is 58 seconds of your life you will never get back.

There was a woman who had Dissociative Identity Disorder.One of her personalities was allergic to something her other personality wasn't. Interesting isn't it? Also, personality disorders are the hardest to work with, as far as therapy. They don't see themselves as having the problem; it's everyone else who is sending them there out of frustration. The only thing I've accomplished all week is...

Even though he smokes like a chimney and swears like a sailor,, he's really quite enjoyable.

I will always say what's on my mind and you can count on that. I will try to not name specific persons and I will try to not give away too much sensitive information. It's just that I don't see the point of wearing a mask and painting words yellow.It's cliche.Did you hear that society?Well, it's 9:30 and I probably should get one of my seven overdue calculus assignments done. Or maybe start on some...

New Delhi, India: Day 2

Rupees are the best ever. About 50 rupees is equal to one U.S. dollar. In other words, things there are dirt dirt dirt cheap. I got a shirt for like $2. Also, the turban I wearing in the post above this was like $2 as well, and it's silk. I couldn't even name all the stuff I bought for $200 U.S. dollars. Roughly, like 5 pairs of parachute pants, a dress, four scarves, 11 prayer beads, 3 figurines,...